Women power!!!

Gentlemen it's true! Women are taking over the world and the sooner we accept it the better it will be for us and our sanity :-).

 In my primary school class, a girl was always at the top, smoking the tests while we dudes were left there wondering what the heck was going on... We tried and tried; they licked it good still. When I went to secondary school I believe it was the same situation as well. I will admit - I didn't have a clue what was going on there..

So what I have learned is that women have a special ability to do more than one thing at a time and biology confirms it. Women have a larger corpus collusum than men which means they can transfer large volumes of data faster between their left and right brain hemispheres. They have more dendritic connections between brain cells and are more in touch with their feelings, due to a larger deep limbic system making them extra caring and compassionate. We guys have no hope there because if we did we wouldn't shoot and hang ourselves or jump off buildings. Geez! I mean where would we be as a species if we weren't loved by these people...? We wouldn't know what love is, how to love, how to help our elders and the unfortunate. We just wouldn't know these things. So it's very important that we love the ladies in our lives because they carry our human species forward.

So I will say - let them rule the world because we need that. They will bring love to a world that is filled with hate, war and fights over resources. The Bible predicts chaos in the future and we all know the prediction is coming to pass as we speak. Men started it, so we need women to finish it so that maybe, just maybe, it will all end with a touch of love and humanity...

Wouldn't that be great??

August 27, 2010 at 2:22am